I swear this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of rabbits came out from behind a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
My friends read more won't believe this just happened. , I kid you not, I feel I'm going to faint! All of it was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?